Bloated Goat - a children's book for intelligent people
When Granny Hammy finds Bloated Goat face down in her front yard's drainage ditch, her grandson Cocky Doodle thinks nothing of it. In fact, he says that’s just another normal day for his best friend. But when they discover that Bloated Goat has little black Xs for eyes and is even more bloated than normal, they realize it is much more serious.
Come join the trio on a humorous adventure filled with jewel thieves, a despondent wolf, an alligator gangster, a kingdom of hungry mushrooms, a shocking skunk wedding, and a mysteriously powerful chameleon known as Crazy Ned.
But don’t take my word for it. Read the following fake quotes for more convincing words:
"This is one the funniest books about bloated goats and talking animals I've ever read." - A random, imaginary kid
"If I was stuck on a deserted island with nothing but this book, I'd probably read it at least once." - An important kid, possibly your best friend or son or daughter
Q: What will e-readers like about your book?
Come join the trio on a humorous adventure filled with jewel thieves, a despondent wolf, an alligator gangster, a kingdom of hungry mushrooms, a shocking skunk wedding, and a mysteriously powerful chameleon known as Crazy Ned.
But don’t take my word for it. Read the following fake quotes for more convincing words:
"This is one the funniest books about bloated goats and talking animals I've ever read." - A random, imaginary kid
"If I was stuck on a deserted island with nothing but this book, I'd probably read it at least once." - An important kid, possibly your best friend or son or daughter
Q: What will e-readers like about your book?
The crazy characters and off-the-wall situations saturated in humor, humor, and more humor.
Q: Why did you go indie?
Q: Why did you go indie?
The simplest and quickest way to get my book to the masses.
Q: Who are your favorite authors in your genre?
Q: Who are your favorite authors in your genre?
I like Roald Dahl and Kevin Bolger.
Link to web site or blog or Amazon/Smashwords
Link to web site or blog or Amazon/Smashwords
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Scott, thanks for featuring Bloated Goat. If any of your readers want to find out more, they can check out my website Manley's Bookshelf.
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that sounds really funny, Manley!
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